there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
and i would trek 500 stars and i would trek 500 more
Just to be the one who trekked 1,000 stars to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Steve Rogers vs Chris Evans - The Winter Soldier Gag Reel (x)